i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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