I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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