from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Randomize