You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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