And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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