My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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