were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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