i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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