I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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