She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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