at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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