that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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