I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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