god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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