The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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