Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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