i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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