I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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