Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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