I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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