well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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