Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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