I hate your face
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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