this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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