Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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