its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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