Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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