he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
zippers are such a cool invention
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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