Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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