do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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