Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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