OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
now i know why i became what i already was.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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