But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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