so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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