Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm both gender and math confused
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