I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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