I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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