He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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