Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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