First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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