I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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