I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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