Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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