Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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