I am in a vortex of obligation.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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