Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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