question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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