break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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