What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize
