No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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