i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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