yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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