idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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