Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
jump out the window naked night went bad
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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